about Steve

Hello, my name Steve. I am married with two wonderful dogs. In case you can't tell, I have bad taste in music. I only like movies with car chases. Or killer robots. and I like spicy food. and I like the smell of gasoline. I like the way our dogs run round the house and roll on the floor after a bath.

We live in Peachtree City, GA. USA
No, we do not have a golf cart.

As far as guilty pleasures go, I suppose I harbor an unnatural love of godzilla and The Dukes of Hazzard. I grew up watching The Bionic Man and ChiPs. My first record was a collection of Trucker songs on the K-Tel label. I remember being aware that disco sucked in the 70's, but I wasn't cool enough for KISS. I wish that I had paid more attention to 70's rock, but I was 10 years old and didn't have a record player. I grew up with footprints on the moon. American footprints.

Yay! America!

I love my car. It's a 1992 Honda Accord with 252,000 gentle miles under her heels. Aw yeah, homeslice. Nothing says sweet-lovin' like a 1992 Honda Accord LX 4-door sedan. This is one smooth ride! Equipped with smart 14-inch wheels, quiet electric windows, a 5-speed tranny, and a zippy 2.2 litre 4-cylinder 16-valve engine; this car is as dashing as it is useful. Sure, she won't win any drag races -- heck, minivans are faster through the traps -- but this baby is 'tres pragmatique'. The doors still "thunk!" shut with metallic authority. The velour seats are smoother than a baby harp seal's ass. It's more logical than a barrel o' Vulcans, and more dependable than gravity. She's the definition of adequate mobility. And I love her for it. For under $1000 or a whole lotta beer, she can be all yours.